Trrrng trrrng ...
I was so hoping to catch some afternoon sleep.
Persistent trrrng trrng
Groggy IHM: Hello
Shruti from ACN Kangaroo Bank: I am Shruti speaking from ACN Kangaroo Bank ma'am, do you own a credit card?
It's been a long time, I had forgotten how annoying it was to wake up and start discussing your spending habits with total strangers on phone while you are still half asleep.
Groggy IHM: Wait, I will have to ask my Mister...
Shruti from ACN Kangaroo Bank: Yes Ma'am. Where does Sir work ma'am?
Groggy IHM: He is working. They only gave him a last warning because he fell asleep on duty.
Shruti from ACN Kangaroo Bank: Err what?
Groggy IHM: They don't realise it is very difficult to stay awake night after night, that is why watchmen fall asleep on duty.
I waited for the phone to be cut, Radio One Ghanta Singh style, but she was super patient.
Shruti from ACN Kangaroo Bank: Are you working ma'am?
Groggy IHM: ...that madam was very khadoos, I did my best but she did not like my work!
Shruti from ACN Kangaroo Bank: Ma'am? You are working?
Groggy IHM: That's what I am telling you, she unnecessarily made such a fuss, then I also gave her a piece of my mind. Told her if you don't like my work find another bai.
Click. She cut the phone without giving further details. And I just knew I had to share this :)