... and somewhere inside the house a silly teenager can be heard singing to the tune of Jamaican Farewell (The sibling's remarks added in bold.)
My heart is down,
My head is turning around
I have to leave a little cat
Everyday at home
But today is Sunday,
It's our funday
"Hehehe and I suspect,
my cat is gay ..."
"Oh please, he's not YOUR cat, anyway!"
Some love his eyes
Some love his nose,
Some love his bum,
Some his pink pink toes
He is a very cute cat with very big ears
And he'll stay with us for many many years
He has a long neck
Which he stretches like a bird,
And in his litter box
There is a piece of turd.
(yuck ... turd!)
Edited to add : The Dog is also entertained the same way.
And here 's the original song :)