I call my Sister in Texas.
"The person you are calling does not take unidentified calls. Your Caller ID was not received. To enter an access code, press 1. Or, to record your name so that we may announce your call, press 2."
That's the welcome message on her phone. I always find this kind of irritating, this time I get back at her by reminding her of her favourite feminist, I press 2 and announce,
IHM Sarah Palin calling.
Sister picks the phone instantly, almost hyperventilating.
Sister Please don't take her name! I never objected when you claimed to be Lalita Pawar or Ekta Kapoor, but not Sarah Palin.
IHM (With sadistic pleasure.) She looks like you, spends a lot on her clothes too.
Sister I am so sick of hearing 'pro life' ... I tell them I do not agree with you but I am not going to discuss this.
IHM (Showing sisterly sympathy) You won't hear of Sarah Palin for much longer anyway...
Sister IHM Texas is a dumb republican state... but let's not discuss this, so did you buy that bag?
IHM Yeah, fine, but watch this video called, 'Ballad of Sarah Palin' let me sing it for you...
Sister (Shrieks) No, thank you. Let's talk about something else.
IHM (Speaking fast) She said a thirteen year old rape victim must give birth to her rapist's child.
Sister If you don't stop I will start telling you how BJP and Sangh Parivar are saving the Indian culture ...
Wasn't that hitting below the belt?